spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

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holynipples:

my friend is babysitting my hamster

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UGH.

  • me: i'll do it at 7PM
  • time: 7:02PM
  • me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

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iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

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